shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
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