Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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