it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
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