so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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