Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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