i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
Last night I got drunk on margaritas at an Irish pub and came home with only one shoe. I have to get my shit together.
You really know how to show Monday who's boss.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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