My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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