Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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