Where did you get a picture of my penis
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
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