Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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