just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
false alarm. still invincible.
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
A bitchslap is in order.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
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