Gettin pulled over, can you watch my dog and pay the bils for a while?
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
smell my finger.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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