with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
Upside of a two-day migraine: thanks to a prominent "E" in the middle of every pill, I think we can totally pass off Excedrine Migraine as ecstasy to stupid, drunk freshman. This is totally going to happen. That entrepreneurship course is paying off.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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