it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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