We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
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