True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
Randomize
