lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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