Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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