Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
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