I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
Randomize
