Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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