So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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