Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
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