how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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