love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
Randomize
