Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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