Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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