your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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