he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
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