Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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