): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
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