I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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