What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
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