How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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