BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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