last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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