11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
His nipple licking is glorious
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