Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
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