i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
Alive.
So much puke
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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