Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
No I am not eating basil off your cock
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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