If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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