I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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