problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
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