Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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