somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
You just can't finish a sentence that starts with "I may have drunk peed in the bed" with "do you mind if I skip work and sleep here?" Anyways, yeah still drunk at work.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
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