I want to have your abortion
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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