She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
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