Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
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