VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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