we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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