Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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